Bacama!

There have been various additions and subtraction in our office, as old competitors left new ones sprouted. The centre character of this story is a ‘she’ let’s call her Ms Vakavaka.

A typical day at office, Vakavaka and her neighbour cum project mate working together and as usual they start fighting.
Vakavaka: You did it.
Mr Neighbour: No, you did it.
Vakavaka: Noooooo, You did it.
Mr Neighbour: You idiot you forgot?
Vakavaka: Grrrr I will kill you with Bacama

Silence in the hall, and a pin dropped - Ting!! Everyone terrified kept staring at each other, our Mr Neighbour Confused and fear trembling through his veins though he managed to stay brave.

Yes Bacama that’s what we heard, coming from urban civilization we were unfamiliar with this language , hence for a minute we believed it was some sort of dark magic spell, which could possibly go like
“Bacama Vollyba Vollyba
Bacama Vollyba Vollyba
Huhu tish tish” [that’s it man, you are history]

But we still wanted to know what it was, hence we confronted her with courage and hand held weapons, we had to use sign language and some of “her language” (Thanks to National Geographic documentaries!!) for communication.

After 30 minutes of rigorous session we figured out Bacama was the word used for Bazooka in their language!! And the next moment a wave in form relief passed through the hall to the nearby buildings and life was back to normal again, thus human beings lived in harmony again.

Happily ever after!!